Monday, March 28, 2005
Good morning everyone!
This week our company will enable all synergistic applications!
We want to maximize start-up metrics.
According to our current President and CEO, "No one can pull the trigger on the world’s cutting-edge deliverability better than us!"
We will lead the way in extending the world’s leading mindshare.
Nope, not original, but rather a toy from yourdictionary.com. But I have read memos like this before.
More later.