So I'm buying my wife a machete for her birthday (Yes, she asked for one. Yes, it will be a surprise - she doesn't read this journal). And I go down to the local Sears:
ME: Do you carry machetes?
Salesbeing: No we don't. They're too dangerous.
ME: Excuse me?
Salesbeing: A maniac could hurt people with one.
ME: But you sell chainsaws.
Salesbeing: Well, yes, but they don't have any GAS in them.
So if you're a maniac planning to rampage through a Sears, remember to bring your own gas.
More later,
Marquette Tolkien in Sixty Seconds
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So, thanks to Janice and to Jim Lowder for the link to this nice little
piece: a brief account and overview of Marquette's Tolkien Collection.
https://t...
1 day ago