The Threes

Its been a while since I've done introspection, so here's something I stole from Hygelak The Dread.

THREE THINGS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
1 - Hatred
2 – Super String Theory
3 – This Whole “Death” Thing.

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1 - Jeans
2 – Hawai’ian Shirt (blue and yellow)
3 – Wedding Ring.

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1 – Grandfather’s pocket watch.
2 – A hourglass.
3 – A Maltese Falcon .

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1 – Get on the NY Times Book List. The real one, not the extended version they put on the net.
2 – Learn to draw.
3 – Finish writing a play.

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1 – Swiss Cantons
2 – Lancaster Farms
3 – Pennsylvanian Oil Fields

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1 - Mind
2 - Hair
3 - Fingers

THREE THINGS I DO NOT LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1 - Stomach
2 - Knees
3 – Mind (it never shuts up)

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
1 - I supported Nixon as a youth.
2 – I get insomnia about once every other month.
3 – In a fit of rage, I once shredded an entire TV Guide.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1 – (Krusty the Clown Noise)
2 – But Noooooooo!
3 – No, Really.

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1 - Alaska
2 - Japan
3 – Across Canada by Rail

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY (ASIDE FROM MY OWN)
1 - Jeffers
2 – El Jefe
3 - Sweetie