Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The Ongoing Story

Raving Nutbars: We are shocked, simply shocked that a Muslim congressman wants to take his oath of office on a Koran instead of a Bible!

Rational Human Beings: Actually, congressmen are not required to take their oath of office on a Bible at all.

Raving Nutbars: We are shocked, simply shocked that congressmen aren't forced to take their oaths of office on a Bible!

(Should I ever be elected to public office, I intend to take my oath of office on a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15 (first appearance of Spider-Man).

More later