Ganked from the Stranger (better resolution, but (often) NSFW):
The sound you hear is the entire Internet jumping the shark.
(Actually, from his blog the Big Guy sounds like the Geico Caveman, only whinier)
My damage - I have spent my whole life writing. When I was a kid, I wrote poetry. In high school I wrote poetry and short stories. I graduated, got a job in book publi...
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