Strange Dreams, Indeed

So you have those dreams sometime. The ones where days, weeks, and even months pass in the dreamstate, and then you wake up and realize that only a half hour has passed since you went to sleep.

And as a result of your time-distorted perception, you become ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED that Federal Agents (alternately, aliens) have broken into your house and replaced everything with reasonable facsimiles of the originals.

You've had that dream, right?

No? Uhhh, me neither. I was, um, just checking. Yeah, that's it - checking.

More later,