Beating the Late Show to it.
From the Home Office on Grubbstreet, here are the Top Ten things you're hearing Seattle natives talk about today (feel free to use a Letterman Voice to read this).
Number 10: Convergence Zone
Number 9: Microclimates. (Micro-climates. Micro Cli-mates).
Number 8: No, I'm sure a bus will be along at any moment, now.
Number 7: So, how do you put these chains ON?
Number 6: So, how do you get these chains OFF?
Number 5: OK, we're going to have a big snowstorm on Wednesday AND the Internet will be down? (Because, you know, Paul, Wiki and other sites are closing down to protest SOPA. SO-PA. Sounds like a Mexician desert treat).
Number 4: Meteorological cage match - Cliff Mass vs. Al Roker.
Number 3: Wait, wait, we have a Pro Football team?
Number 2: No, I'm sure a snow plow will be along any moment now.
And the number one thing you're hearing Seattle natives talk about today:
(Thank you Seattle Times, for adding a new word to the Seattle repertoire. As if we needed one more word to describe the weather).