Interoffice Memo

Monday, March 28, 2005
Good morning everyone!

This week our company will enable all synergistic applications!

We want to maximize start-up metrics.

According to our current President and CEO, "No one can pull the trigger on the world’s cutting-edge deliverability better than us!"

We will lead the way in extending the world’s leading mindshare.

Nope, not original, but rather a toy from yourdictionary.com. But I have read memos like this before.

More later.