Monday, May 15, 2006

Shorter Presidential Speech

So we underfunded the Border Patrol, and now we're going to dispatch the National Guard to handle things, right?


You know, I blew off mowing the lawn last weekend, and its going to be a little long by Saturday. Yathink you can have a few National Guardsmen swing by and run the mower for a few hours?

And the hedges. They need work, too.

More later,